You thought juice was just for kids.  WRONG.  Juice is for men.  Know how I can tell?  Because the new Minute Maid commercial is kind of like those Twix commercials.  But “healthier.”

Because frat boys and nuns are a hilarious combination.

Thanks but no thanks, Minute Maid.  I’ll stick to Tropicana, Juicy Juice, Sunkist, Welch’s, Naked, Mott’s, V8, Florida Natural…  Pretty much anything else.